People, let me tell you ’bout my best friend
Shelby (laying in bed, at bedtime, thinking about world problems before he falls asleep, apparently): Mom… You know how war is a job, right?
Me: Right
Shelby: Well, then it could be kind of bad if there was a president who said ‘No more war’, because then they would have to find another job. And, it’s hard to find a job sometimes because other people are signing up for the job, too and it could be them instead of you. And, then they’ll have to find another one…
